January 2012
sam dodges missiles take two.
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December 2011
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zero sentiment or nostalgia for 2011. none.
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this american life #167: memo to the people of the future
good night.
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shea: I could sign my own documents!
laur: also be trialed as an adult.
me: trialed? it’s tried.
::unanimous laughter::
laur: why do I talk?
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NUTSHELL 12/29/2011 EDITION:
1. bradley hugs are the best hugs.
2. house hunting.
3. midnight steak ‘n shake.
4. movie making magic.
5. fasting in the near future.
laurashley:
Sam and Jennifer filmed a scene of an action movie while I was washing my face. The wonderful acting, adorable cats and realistic effects will surely make it one of 2011’s best films.
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all I want in life is a shower beer.
alas, there is no beer.
still must shower.
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this american life #244: macgyver
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I have lost all faith in humanity. and my theory that the planet is actually just god’s giant garbage can has been confirmed. it’s full to the brim with mindless, self-centered, lowlife assholes.
I am convinced the behees will never again visit because of the massive shit-storm they’re met with upon return. every. fucking. time.
laurashley:
I’m convinced Jennifer is dead because it’s almost 1 and she’s still not home and not answering her phone. Jenn where are you I cleaned all day for you ):
laur, I’m sorry. michael kidnapped me right after work, and my phone was dead. I am alive, and you’re alive, and the apartment looks fantastic.
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THINGS THAT DON'T SUCK ABOUT TODAY 12/28ish/2011...
1. BFFF time with michael.
2. copious amounts of alcohol.
3. solstice cuddles.
4. sleeping in my very own bed.
5. I don’t work tomorrow.